Big Girls Dont Cry, They Get Even!

One Vodka…Two Vodka…Three Vodka…Floor….

4 Out Of 5 Voices In My Head Say Go Back To Sleep!

24 Hours In A Day... 24 Beers In A Case…Coincidence? I Think Not!

A Friend Is Someone That Sees You Cry…A True Friend Has A Soggy Shoulder From It

A Good Friend Will Bail You Out Of Jail But A Best Friend Will Be There With You Saying, "Damn That Was Fun!"

Don't Ever Depend On The Rabbits Foot For Good Luck When It's Obvious It Didnt Work For The Rabbit!

Finally 18 And Legally Able To Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 13!

Guys Are Like Slinkies…It's Always Fun To Watch Them Fall Down The Stairs!

I Said No To Drugs…But They Just Wouldn't Listen!